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[hellraiser02]

Hey, you've reached your good pal Shinigami! I'm a little busy right now and can't answer my comm, so leave your name- or alias- and I'll get back to you in a jiffy!

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[h2no]

[linko]

this has inspired in me existentialism like the porter has never done before

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[hellraiser02]

[uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh]

new phone who dis

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[h2no]

[oh balls]

you get ported out? bummer
i'm just a random don't worry about it

1/2

[hellraiser02]

That obvious huh

No worries. Archie, right?

like 5 min later

[hellraiser02]

Why did you send me this

What am I watching

1/2

[h2no]

i actually just kind of assumed the worst? cool to see the porter won't disappoint

[h2no]

as far as i can work out?
gastronomy focused dadaism

[hellraiser02]

Always a good bet round here

Anyway I hate it so never send me videos again

Pokemon huh

[h2no]

absolutely not

yyyeaaah? do you want the info thing we compiled for em?

[hellraiser02]

Compiled info? Neat

I'll take it

[hellraiser02]

[AND AFTER READING]

Might makes right, huh? Or the mightiest attack animals, anyway. Hell of an autocracy right there

I guess it's one thing if it's just an advisory role

[h2no]

depends.
one of the most powerful trainers i met was an incompetant shithead whos advice should be treated with suspicion
hell, i'm pretty strong and i still did stupid shit after i was beaten


...besides i'm pretty sure that isn't unique to our world
here it's more

riches make right

[hellraiser02]

Riches, influence, power. That's the way of most worlds, I imagine

[Not to mention Steven falls under that too!!]

If you don't work to fight those influences, anyway

But just a Minister of Magic Animals is harmless enough I guess

So you're some kind of excon in all of that?

[h2no]

oh yeah, tried to fight it by ending the fuckin world

got another chance
i've always been open about this, by the way
so don't worry about me oversharing with you suddenly for no reason

[hellraiser02]

Points for honesty I guess

Not really the option I woulda chosen

Maybe 'campaigning against corruption' or 'raising awareness amongst the public'

[Or 'overthrowing the government']

[h2no]

i'll get right on that whenever i'm finally released from this hell and go home

[hellraiser02]

What's stopping you from starting here?

[h2no]

bold to assume i haven't
i make deep-sea documentaries and they help spread awareness for ocean littering

and they're like
shown by a major network
this isn't some bluetube shaky cam thing

[hellraiser02]

You didn't mention it, pal

Anyway good on you

We only get one Earth**, best not to waste it

**per world

[h2no]

[that actually makes him laugh and he hates it.]

i sure had to learn that the hard way
it just makes it hard when imports who don't care about what they do here pop in, huh?

[hellraiser02]

Let me guess I made a big stink about it before

Sounds like me

[h2no]

not that i'm aware of actually?
you mostly just
did
priest things? i think?

honestly i didn't know you that well

[hellraiser02]

Priest things huh

Weird

[He sees the threads, but he doesn't know why he'd...... well, whatever. Guess this guy was clueless if that's all he knew.]

So you're a native advocate, huh?

[h2no]

advocate for peace, native advocate, advocate for people to not be gigantic gaping assholes, you name it

[hellraiser02]

Well isn't that nice

And how's that going